From britdisc-owner@csv.warwick.ac.uk Mon Mar 5 20:27:07 2001 Received: (from daemon@localhost) by pansy.csv.warwick.ac.uk (8.10.1/8.9.3) id f25KQ2O13611 for britdisc-outgoing; Mon, 5 Mar 2001 20:26:02 GMT Received: from snowdrop.csv.warwick.ac.uk (root@snowdrop [137.205.192.31]) by pansy.csv.warwick.ac.uk (8.10.1/8.9.3) with ESMTP id f25KQ0c13602 for <britdisc-real@pansy.csv.warwick.ac.uk>; Mon, 5 Mar 2001 20:26:00 GMT Received: from mail4.svr.pol.co.uk (mail4.svr.pol.co.uk [195.92.193.211]) by snowdrop.csv.warwick.ac.uk (8.10.1/8.9.3) with ESMTP id f25KPjY17060 for <britdisc@csv.warwick.ac.uk>; Mon, 5 Mar 2001 20:25:46 GMT Received: from modem-231.eglantine.dialup.pol.co.uk ([62.136.174.231] helo=v2n6k5) by mail4.svr.pol.co.uk with smtp (Exim 3.13 #0) id 14a1Y6-0007lK-00 for britdisc@csv.warwick.ac.uk; Mon, 05 Mar 2001 20:25:43 +0000 Message-ID: <001d01c0a5b2$a05bb3e0$e7ae883e@v2n6k5> From: "Chris White" <penguins@hove42.freeserve.co.uk> To: <britdisc@csv.warwick.ac.uk> References: <F18369aZbLAX3cf3edn00001796@hotmail.com> Subject: Re: Tough on drugs, tough on the causes of drugs Date: Mon, 5 Mar 2001 20:26:47 -0000 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.50.4522.1200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.50.4522.1200 Sender: owner-britdisc@warwick.ac.uk Precedence: bulk With Stig on this one I'm afraid Sarah. While you (and others) may find your comments amusing I'm sure it's possible to put your views in a more constructive way. I'm sure that Ben and any others are more than willing to listen to views providing they are constructive. ----- Original Message ----- From: "sarah gibbons" <nakedultimate@hotmail.com> To: <britdisc@csv.warwick.ac.uk> Sent: Monday, March 05, 2001 9:49 AM Subject: Tough on drugs, tough on the causes of drugs > Tough on Drugs, Tough on the causes of Drugs! > BUF secretary Ben Ravilious unveiled his tough new stance on drug abuse > within the ultimate community today. At a press conference held at his local > shop in Leicester, Mr Ravilious claimed that he was prepared to take > "draconian measures" against any athletes who wilfully "bring the game into > disrepute." > > "Quite frankly, some of these things that ultimate players get up to at > tournaments is outrageous! I once saw a player leaving an off-licence with > four whole cans of Stella! This is a serious sport for serious people, we'll > have no trouble!" Mr Ravilious exclaimed, before resuming his online game of > Connect-4 with his Peruvian penpal. > > Some of the more radical members of the community are shocked by the BUF > hardman's tough stance. "It's an open cry of fascism," decried one anonymous > protestor, from an unknown location in Nottingham. "Who the f*ck to the BUF > think they f**king are? Ann F**cking Widdecombe?" > > The Society for the Promotion of Naked Ultimate also expressed some > concerns. In an official statement to the press, a representative stated > that while they had no problems with certain restrictions on prizes, they > had reservations about some of the more broad-reaching measures. "Indeed, > last year, at a tournament we hosted, we were going to present each team > with a king-size dildo. But after careful consideration, we realised that we > might offend the highly active ultimate-playing Eunuch community, and some > of britain's male players with deeper psychological insecurities." > > The restrictions imposed upon any game of naked ultimate by a British > citizen are explicit. All nude players are now required apply for a permit > 6 months before the game takes place. Permits will not be granted to anyone > with a criminal record or with an unduly large member (size to be decided by > two-thirds majority of a committee of Druid players with no less than 20 > years playing experience each) Similar limitations are to be applied to > anyone wishing to roll a spliff in a discraft 175. > > _________________________________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. > >