From britdisc-owner@csv.warwick.ac.uk Thu Mar 23 15:21:37 2000 Received: (from daemon@localhost) by pansy.csv.warwick.ac.uk (8.9.3+Sun/8.9.3) id PAA21126 for britdisc-outgoing; Thu, 23 Mar 2000 15:19:06 GMT Received: from snowdrop.csv.warwick.ac.uk (snowdrop [137.205.192.31]) by pansy.csv.warwick.ac.uk (8.9.3+Sun/8.9.3) with ESMTP id PAA21103 for <britdisc@csv.warwick.ac.uk>; Thu, 23 Mar 2000 15:19:04 GMT Received: from web802.mail.yahoo.com (web802.mail.yahoo.com [128.11.23.62]) by snowdrop.csv.warwick.ac.uk (8.9.3/8.9.3) with SMTP id PAA15932 for <britdisc@csv.warwick.ac.uk>; Thu, 23 Mar 2000 15:18:54 GMT Received: (qmail 18697 invoked by uid 60001); 23 Mar 2000 15:18:49 -0000 Message-ID: <20000323151849.18696.qmail@web802.mail.yahoo.com> Received: from [212.36.171.210] by web802.mail.yahoo.com; Thu, 23 Mar 2000 07:18:49 PST Date: Thu, 23 Mar 2000 07:18:49 -0800 (PST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?andy=20lucey?= <andylucey@yahoo.com> Subject: robins vs wonder To: britdisc <britdisc@csv.warwick.ac.uk> MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Sender: owner-britdisc@warwick.ac.uk Precedence: bulk Stevie Wonder and Derek Robins are in a bar(!). Robins turns to Wonder and >says: >How is the singing career going?" >Stevie Wonder replies: "Not too bad! How's the golf?" > >Robins replies: "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I >think I've got that right now."> >Stevie Wonder says: "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to >stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I >play, it seems to be all right.>>Del Robins says: "You play golf?!"> >Stevie Wonder says: "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years." > >Robins says: "But, you're blind. How can you play golf if you're >blind?" > >Wonder replies: "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and >call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and throw towards >him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the >green >or farther down the fairway and again I throw towards his voice.">>"But, how do you putt?", asks Del. > >"Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to stand behind the basket and >call to me and I just putt- it goes in every time Robins asks: "What's your best score?" > >Stevie says, "Well, last time i played essex i threw a 51- in the wind......" > >Del, incredulous, says to Stevie: "We've got to play a round sometime." > >Wonder replies: "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."> >Robins thinks about it and says, "OK, I'm game for that, when would you like >to play?">> Stevie says, "Pick a night!" __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Talk to your friends online with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com